Ah, Don, is there anything you can’t teach us? Ever since Mad Men became a cult hit, the public has been unnaturally enamored of John Hamm’s character on AMC’s period soap drama. Twitter accounts, e-cards, and the incredibly popular “What Would Don Draper Do?” blog are all attempts to capitalize on Americans’ love affair with the quintessential good-looking, smooth-talking asshole of yesteryear.

And now, Hamm has done a guest spot on SNL – which in case you haven’t heard is no longer a death sentence for an actor’s career since SNL is now reporting the best ratings in 14 years.

So take a look at the master’s tips for picking up women, and remember, it’s easy! All you have to do is be, look, dress and act just like Don Draper.

Try not to get thrown in jail.